wish,
dream or fantasy with VINCENT GALLO, ladies only

Have you ever watched a movie and fallen in love with one of the actors?
The way they looked or a character they played? Afterwards you thought
of them over and over. Daydreaming, imagining things, sexy things. When
I was very young I was madly in love with Tuesday Weld and Charlotte
Rampling. On my 14th birthday I went to see the film

Rolling Thunder
and had my biggest crush of all on the actress Linda Haynes. I wished
and wished and wished everyday that I could meet all these girls. I
thought of a lot of sexy things with Susan Blakely after seeing her
in

Lords of Flatbush. In my mind I could do with her anything
I wanted to do. So believe me, I know and understand what it’s like
to wish and dream about spending time with a movie star. Doing things
that couples do. Couples in love. At least couples where the guy is
hot and knows how to handle a chick.

I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as

Buffalo 66 and

The
Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women.
All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000
plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally
born female. The fee covers one evening with Vincent Gallo. For those
who wish to enjoy my company for a weekend, the fee is increased to
a mere $100,000. Heavy set, older, red heads and even black chicks can
have me if they can pay the bill. No real female will be refused. However,
I highly frown upon any male having even the slightest momentary thought
or wish that they could ever become my client. No way Jose. However,
female couples of the lesbian persuasion can enjoy a Vincent Gallo evening
together for $100,000. $200,000 buys the lesbos a weekend. A weekend
that will have them second-guessing.

I am willing to travel worldwide to accommodate clients. However, travel
days are billed at $50,000 per plus all premium flight fees. Scanning
for STD’s is required as is bathing and grooming prior to our encounter.
Detailed photos of potential clients also required prior. An extra fee
for security to protect me is charged on top of the fantasy fee. Security
fees will vary depending on the details of an encounter and how much
security I will need.

Potential clients are advised to screen the controversial scene from

The Brown Bunny to be sure for themselves that they can fully
accommodate all of me. Clients who have doubt may want to test themselves
with an unusually thick and large prosthetic prior to meeting me. You
may be surprised just how much you can handle and how good it feels.

This
service is available, but is only payable by cash, checks, and/or bank
wire.  No credit card payments accepted for this item.

Please email your inquiries to info@vgmerchandise.com